calum being all sad since he lost the bet and u kiss him on his pouty lips and he’s like “getoffme” as u squish him into a hug and he laughs and asks “would it be inappropriate to ask for a blow job?”
Can Ashton Irwin not
what old joke are we going to bring back next
you forgot one
Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.
REMEMBER THAT TIME HARRY WORE A POLO SHIRT AND HIS CURLS WERE LONG AND LUSCIOUS IM GONNA CRY